Services
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Website Design
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Pricing: $1,000 - $3,000 per line of code
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Website Maintenance
I will maintain your website for you if the coin is right that is
Pricing: $250,000 per month
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Massage (women and moms only!)
Yes you read that right i am a profesional maseusse and I will personally come to your house to give you a "massage"! Please note: you will be rejected if you are not a mom or hot women
Pricing: $25 per "session"