Services

• Website Design

  You pay me and ill design your own website

  Pricing: $1,000 - $3,000 per line of code

• Website Maintenance

  I will maintain your website for you if the coin is right that is

  Pricing: $250,000 per month

• Massage (women and moms only!)

  Yes you read that right i am a profesional maseusse and I will personally come to your house to give you a "massage"! Please note: you will be rejected if you are not a mom or hot women

  Pricing: $25 per "session"